This is an extremely unimpressive first post, I suppose. I have nothing to write, whatsoever. Jeez, this is pretty embarrassing. It must be pretty creepy for you to wind up on this dead, empty blog. I hate empty blogs too. There's no one friggin' there. You'll probably hang around, eyeballing the starkingly white background for thirty seconds before getting freaked out and getting the hell out of here. You know what I feel like? Here's an example- Have you ever hosted a big lavish party, and all the food runs out(never happened with me, but I know someone with whom it has)? Have you ever gone on a date with a girl to a five-star hotel, and after the meal when you consult your wallet, you realize that you just dined four stars too high (easier to relate to, and also very personal)? Have you ever-ah, you get the picture. Well, that's me right now, and I can read your mind.
I know exactly who you are, good sir/ dear lady. You love visiting those thriving blogs, don't you? The ones with flashes and bangs, advertisements of Rolex and Microsoft blaring at you, tiny, cramped handwriting, the grinning photograph of its proud, overhandsome blogger, and 161,182,113...no... 162,883,307 people online at a time. Forgive me, I'm just a poor, hard-working college student trying to get some work done hither.